Sunday, June 5, 2011


Mom: You said yesterday that today is your twentieth wedding anniversary?

Me: No, Mom.  Steve and I got married a year ago.  We've only been married for one year.  Remember we had the wedding last year?

Mom:  So, it's not your anniversary?

Me: Yes, today is our anniversary, but our one-year anniversary.

Mom:  Oh, okay.  Happy anniversary!